What is MBA ... Have a Taste ?? { Marketing phases Vs My experience with different girls :) }

Have a taste of MBA “ Really ?? “

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students::

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets ...

- Mayank Saxena

(MS)

Conclusion : Market is Synonymous with so many things around us , Just feel it :)

OH !! IT'S PRISON BREAK

B.Tech at NIT (Rourkela) Vs  Prison Break

Season 1: Michael Scofield  was making plans to take his brother  out of the prison (Lincoln Burrows)

1st Year: This place (Rourkela) was new , things were different . So, we were making  plans to get used to the conditions .

Season 2 : It was a great escape. All the fugitives split up and the journey begins to locations and pursues their individual goals.

2nd Year: We joined our respective departments &  the race begins. To accomplished our goals .

3rd Season:  Michael Scofield , was a genius , So the Company wants Scofield to break James Whistler out of Sona. As the season ends, the pair manages to escape along with Mahone, and another inmate .The Company killed  sarah (Scofield’s love ) .

3rd Year : As we were in the middle of the engineering , We (The  Genius Janta ) lost our interest in studies . As the year ends, we were in search of an internships. “Internship was just the passport for a job . “ And the most interesting part was “ many of us were in love  “ 

4th Season : In the last season, the story line was to obtain the Scylla and break the company’s code . In the first half sarah was discovered alive. The last episodes involves the down fall of the general and the strange scar on Sara's shoulder. This story involves love & sacrifices . Michael sacrifices himself for his brother, wife and child.

4th year : It was the time to get a job and break the company’s HR head . So far we succeed it .As the days are getting  shorter , everyone was feeling short of time , parties and hang- round . But it was the time for the FINAL BREAK .

All these 4 years , we received a lot love , now here comes the time for sacrifice. Sacrificing sleep , love , friends , parties etc .

“ FINAL LY IT’s OVER – THE FINAL BREAK “

4 years of ENGINEERING was just like 4 seasons of PRISON BREAK  :) 

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-  SIGNING OFF

MAYNK SAXENA   

(Michael Scofield)