My Sassy Girl

Idiomatically and Alphabetically, She ......
She will be the apple of my eye.
Bright eyed , Cool as cucumber , Down to Earth And Full of Beans.
Should Have a Green thumb , a Heart of Gold And Always in "PINK"
A Jack of all Trades = Sails My BOAT
She's Nothing to sneeze at , Is a Sight for Sore eyes.
Always Tickling my Funny bone And Worth Her salts.....
Well , Extraordinary Young at Heart.

" Beloved ................... "
( I myself don't know , Whom I am dedicating to .... )

MY SASSY GIRL
MY SASSY GIRL .... Where are U?

Love Match " VD is here"

Santa, has gone into a depressing  mood after he received a  SMS from IDEA urging him to celebrate Valentine’s Week, even though Santa has been consistently single since he was a high school boy  . Santa has not been talking to anyone since 7th February ( Rose Day)  and even try to hoop off his work. Many believe  that he is in dilemma. “He was cool nice adorable guy.... till 6th feb. Since 7th, he has move into a shell , move in hibernation mood..... itz all because of Valentine's week.
Banta , who is a colleague of santa,  has N- Number of girl friends ( Law of nature everyone is not equal).From morning he was busy making plans..... looking at roses , checking and mailing SMSes . Seeing his roomy santa feels agitated, locked himself .
Santa  opened the door of his room after persistent requests from Banta , But he decided ""   मैं एक सप्ताह के लिए किसी एक के साथ बात नहीं करेंगे. मुझे अकेला छोड़ दो. "
Well banta was fussy checking his mobile and there were numerous SMSes about celebrating Rose Day and Propose Day...... xxxxxx blah blah.... Clearly all these talk about rose and propose has turned him around.
It’s not for the first time when Santa has felt sad  :( .But he has never give up, Santa  has been trying to approach girls for many years but has failed to win a single heart.“He tried everything; he changed his hairstyle , he went gymming, he worked a lot .... but " कटोरा अभी भी खाली था"
But no one knows , this valentine can be a flip-flop as IDEA launching a Idea VD friendship package for all single men ,make new friends with Idea  " duniya ko badal do " Itz time to pull up your socks.“ Enjoy this valentine with  new friends . Just add VD package and enjoy!!!! 

" अब मेरी बारी है" 

"Mayawati " NO moRe SinGle

Behan Ji Jindabad

Mayawati the Craziest Woman " Woman With Man Power "
After winnnig one sided election in U.p.( United people with Unique potential & unlimited power), she started off her journey with establishing her portrait all around capital , As having a loony character , she jumped into Facebook for winning someone's heart. yaar behan ji ki bhi to shaadi ho.... so that she should get some mental peace :) " janta janardhan ko bhi shanti mile :)"
But the incident has landed her with an unexpected offer........
" Atal Bihari Vajpayee " (Wondering) I was single only for u. :)
Atal ji has decided to hire Behan ji as brand ambassador for his remaining life :) .As always, nobody knows what the actual incident was , but in next elections U will find a Samaj janta Party saying " I intend to live forever - so far so good. "

The news coming from parliament ......congress leader rahul babuji complaining " dil to bachacha ha but aap to bachache nahi "

Atal ji " Dil to kacha ha ji but pyar to andha ha ji " Well, Love is Blind .... Love is War.
Atal ji be prepared for another Kargil.
Best Compliments

Pervez Musharraf

"Friends forever "

How do I imagine life without friends?

 I just can’t imagine it without the ones, whom I can trust, relieve my feelings to them expecting to hear a sincere advice, share both happiness and the most sorrowful moments without any doubt . Only close friends can make me smile and feel better even the most stressful day!  :)  They won’t let me feel miserable and depressed, insistently trying to cheer me up as much as it’s possible!

I totally agree with the idea that the main reason why friends are so important for us is not our concrete need for help, but knowing that we would immediately get that help is the most important! What i a believe, is that if you want to be certain that the person you consider your friend is your true friend, go to the mountains with him and you will see! A true friend won’t leave you in trouble.
Best Friends are the biggest wealth .....  :)        " I m d richest person on d earth ...... have so many good friends"That’s why I value friendship so much.
What can be better than having a friend, who is with you not only when you are in a good mood, but also when you bristle with difficulties or feel a bit under the weather.
“Friends are for all your life”.
Love U guys :) !!!!

MOM

Where Are U MOM.............................................. ??

MOM !!!!

You filled my days with promising lights,
fairy tales and sweet dream nights,
A kiss to rub away my tears,
A cake to ease my fears.
You gave the gift of life ,
And love, that sets off my free.
I thank you for your tender care,
for deep warm hugs and being there.
I hope that when you think of me,
A part of you, you'll always see.

God give me a wonderful mother,
Thanks once again but I need U back.

Ur the sweetest MOTHER
LOVE U MOM    :)

Life Without "ORKUT"

WHAT!!
I was Watching BBC,when they told that orkut server is hacked and soon there will be no ORKUT. Oh Jesus !! ..... I thought the world might come to a crashing halt, when life without Orkut is Similar to  Life without a Gf  :(
We Do orkut to keep in touch with friends and in search of new ones.In Mid-June I was invited to a Orkut group with people dedicated to giving it up for Lent. I have never observed Lent before, but I thought it sounded interesting and challenging. And so I looked up Lent and it’s significance, and thought it was a great idea.The “connections”, the people I keep in touch with (and that’s about it) and the people whom I actually connect with outside of Orkut. "Naye Duniya Naye Doost" What a life .... But Life without orkut is like Sucking Pleasure !!!!

Orkut Is Nice

Orkut Is Wise

Orkut IS Life

Orkut Is Wife

 
But  ......
I deactivate my account last night ! I’ve been spending too much time on it and the worst is that I’ve been spying on my ex’s profile for almost 1year !!!!I started moving on, spending more time with friends and on calls. I need to move on from this "MAYA JAAL"
It’s gonna be hard as I’m quite addicted to it
But

I need a Break !!!!

A Walk TO Remember

Last Night, i spoke to a kismat connected friend ( friends by destiny ). And I realised I can never open up in front of so many new friends. I've made the way I can with the old ones. With a few new people there is always a fear...a fear that they will judge me based on my actions on one day, one meeting or..................
A fear that they will not really see other things about me, but just that one moment.

This Reminds me of a sentence :

"I love my new friends dearly, but it's comforting to be around people who already know your stories and tell you exactly what they think of you, who know when you've made a mistake."

Its good to make friends while traveling around the world.
That's just how I feel about my life today....

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. "