Love Match " VD is here"

Santa, has gone into a depressing  mood after he received a  SMS from IDEA urging him to celebrate Valentine’s Week, even though Santa has been consistently single since he was a high school boy  . Santa has not been talking to anyone since 7th February ( Rose Day)  and even try to hoop off his work. Many believe  that he is in dilemma. “He was cool nice adorable guy.... till 6th feb. Since 7th, he has move into a shell , move in hibernation mood..... itz all because of Valentine's week.
Banta , who is a colleague of santa,  has N- Number of girl friends ( Law of nature everyone is not equal).From morning he was busy making plans..... looking at roses , checking and mailing SMSes . Seeing his roomy santa feels agitated, locked himself .
Santa  opened the door of his room after persistent requests from Banta , But he decided ""   मैं एक सप्ताह के लिए किसी एक के साथ बात नहीं करेंगे. मुझे अकेला छोड़ दो. "
Well banta was fussy checking his mobile and there were numerous SMSes about celebrating Rose Day and Propose Day...... xxxxxx blah blah.... Clearly all these talk about rose and propose has turned him around.
It’s not for the first time when Santa has felt sad  :( .But he has never give up, Santa  has been trying to approach girls for many years but has failed to win a single heart.“He tried everything; he changed his hairstyle , he went gymming, he worked a lot .... but " कटोरा अभी भी खाली था"
But no one knows , this valentine can be a flip-flop as IDEA launching a Idea VD friendship package for all single men ,make new friends with Idea  " duniya ko badal do " Itz time to pull up your socks.“ Enjoy this valentine with  new friends . Just add VD package and enjoy!!!! 

" अब मेरी बारी है" 

"Mayawati " NO moRe SinGle

Behan Ji Jindabad

Mayawati the Craziest Woman " Woman With Man Power "
After winnnig one sided election in U.p.( United people with Unique potential & unlimited power), she started off her journey with establishing her portrait all around capital , As having a loony character , she jumped into Facebook for winning someone's heart. yaar behan ji ki bhi to shaadi ho.... so that she should get some mental peace :) " janta janardhan ko bhi shanti mile :)"
But the incident has landed her with an unexpected offer........
" Atal Bihari Vajpayee " (Wondering) I was single only for u. :)
Atal ji has decided to hire Behan ji as brand ambassador for his remaining life :) .As always, nobody knows what the actual incident was , but in next elections U will find a Samaj janta Party saying " I intend to live forever - so far so good. "

The news coming from parliament ......congress leader rahul babuji complaining " dil to bachacha ha but aap to bachache nahi "

Atal ji " Dil to kacha ha ji but pyar to andha ha ji " Well, Love is Blind .... Love is War.
Atal ji be prepared for another Kargil.
Best Compliments

Pervez Musharraf

"Friends forever "

How do I imagine life without friends?

 I just can’t imagine it without the ones, whom I can trust, relieve my feelings to them expecting to hear a sincere advice, share both happiness and the most sorrowful moments without any doubt . Only close friends can make me smile and feel better even the most stressful day!  :)  They won’t let me feel miserable and depressed, insistently trying to cheer me up as much as it’s possible!

I totally agree with the idea that the main reason why friends are so important for us is not our concrete need for help, but knowing that we would immediately get that help is the most important! What i a believe, is that if you want to be certain that the person you consider your friend is your true friend, go to the mountains with him and you will see! A true friend won’t leave you in trouble.
Best Friends are the biggest wealth .....  :)        " I m d richest person on d earth ...... have so many good friends"That’s why I value friendship so much.
What can be better than having a friend, who is with you not only when you are in a good mood, but also when you bristle with difficulties or feel a bit under the weather.
“Friends are for all your life”.
Love U guys :) !!!!