Gateway to MBA

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Gateway to MBA :
( Master of Bad Activities aur Master of Business Administration)


"God Knows?"

After a boring and dull day as always, there was a TIME class, i was tired and feels like bunking the first class itself. But after getting so many misycalls, i decided " Chalo Class Kar lete ha "
It was 6 o'clock in the evening , when i started off . I managed to reach in time.
The class was full of GMATs , always occupying the 1st bench.
Finally , i managed to find a seat for myself ( last row last seat),Still happy.
Reason,i am an active Member of backbencher's association( MBA).
Suddenly ,An ogre like Creature(Instructor) Entered ..........
(MarK his Work)
Ogre:So u guys are from NIT?
Class: yes
Ogre:I have attempted CAT 7 times and still in hunt of it.
Me(prompting): abe , the person who himself is in search of CAT is teaching US?
Friend(next to me): He is a DOG who has never tasted the CAT?
Me: Lets see.... (Jaaane kya hoga Gamare.... Ramare )
Ogre: But friends u don't worry , because I am the most experience person ."Failures are the best guiders".


In meanwhile, the Most beautiful lady enters(Dhak Dhak)......Manju(student's receptionist) distributing the hand-outs(Distracting Many of US ) ,told ... .that there are 30 questions to be solved in 30 minutes, and if anyone has any problem , meet me outside the class.
GUESS What Happened ?
Everyone was OUTSIDE.


Meanwhile,Instructor (angrily) came out and said that he is not going to teach such rowdy students.
Friend(next to me) : nobody wants a goofy teacher.
Instructor left the class. Everyone was looking here and there, But the class was over.First Step towards MBA , was over.... [:(]
I could feel what he was going through but I couldn't stop laughing [:)]
"Hilarious Event"
!!You should have been there!!
What I decipher now is TIME is just a TIMEPASS.
MBA is a long way to go......... Hoping , Next class would be a better one.