"Mayawati " NO moRe SinGle

Behan Ji Jindabad

Mayawati the Craziest Woman " Woman With Man Power "
After winnnig one sided election in U.p.( United people with Unique potential & unlimited power), she started off her journey with establishing her portrait all around capital , As having a loony character , she jumped into Facebook for winning someone's heart. yaar behan ji ki bhi to shaadi ho.... so that she should get some mental peace :) " janta janardhan ko bhi shanti mile :)"
But the incident has landed her with an unexpected offer........
" Atal Bihari Vajpayee " (Wondering) I was single only for u. :)
Atal ji has decided to hire Behan ji as brand ambassador for his remaining life :) .As always, nobody knows what the actual incident was , but in next elections U will find a Samaj janta Party saying " I intend to live forever - so far so good. "

The news coming from parliament ......congress leader rahul babuji complaining " dil to bachacha ha but aap to bachache nahi "

Atal ji " Dil to kacha ha ji but pyar to andha ha ji " Well, Love is Blind .... Love is War.
Atal ji be prepared for another Kargil.
Best Compliments

Pervez Musharraf

"Friends forever "

How do I imagine life without friends?

 I just can’t imagine it without the ones, whom I can trust, relieve my feelings to them expecting to hear a sincere advice, share both happiness and the most sorrowful moments without any doubt . Only close friends can make me smile and feel better even the most stressful day!  :)  They won’t let me feel miserable and depressed, insistently trying to cheer me up as much as it’s possible!

I totally agree with the idea that the main reason why friends are so important for us is not our concrete need for help, but knowing that we would immediately get that help is the most important! What i a believe, is that if you want to be certain that the person you consider your friend is your true friend, go to the mountains with him and you will see! A true friend won’t leave you in trouble.
Best Friends are the biggest wealth .....  :)        " I m d richest person on d earth ...... have so many good friends"That’s why I value friendship so much.
What can be better than having a friend, who is with you not only when you are in a good mood, but also when you bristle with difficulties or feel a bit under the weather.
“Friends are for all your life”.
Love U guys :) !!!!

MOM

Where Are U MOM.............................................. ??

MOM !!!!

You filled my days with promising lights,
fairy tales and sweet dream nights,
A kiss to rub away my tears,
A cake to ease my fears.
You gave the gift of life ,
And love, that sets off my free.
I thank you for your tender care,
for deep warm hugs and being there.
I hope that when you think of me,
A part of you, you'll always see.

God give me a wonderful mother,
Thanks once again but I need U back.

Ur the sweetest MOTHER
LOVE U MOM    :)

Life Without "ORKUT"

WHAT!!
I was Watching BBC,when they told that orkut server is hacked and soon there will be no ORKUT. Oh Jesus !! ..... I thought the world might come to a crashing halt, when life without Orkut is Similar to  Life without a Gf  :(
We Do orkut to keep in touch with friends and in search of new ones.In Mid-June I was invited to a Orkut group with people dedicated to giving it up for Lent. I have never observed Lent before, but I thought it sounded interesting and challenging. And so I looked up Lent and it’s significance, and thought it was a great idea.The “connections”, the people I keep in touch with (and that’s about it) and the people whom I actually connect with outside of Orkut. "Naye Duniya Naye Doost" What a life .... But Life without orkut is like Sucking Pleasure !!!!

Orkut Is Nice

Orkut Is Wise

Orkut IS Life

Orkut Is Wife

 
But  ......
I deactivate my account last night ! I’ve been spending too much time on it and the worst is that I’ve been spying on my ex’s profile for almost 1year !!!!I started moving on, spending more time with friends and on calls. I need to move on from this "MAYA JAAL"
It’s gonna be hard as I’m quite addicted to it
But

I need a Break !!!!

A Walk TO Remember

Last Night, i spoke to a kismat connected friend ( friends by destiny ). And I realised I can never open up in front of so many new friends. I've made the way I can with the old ones. With a few new people there is always a fear...a fear that they will judge me based on my actions on one day, one meeting or..................
A fear that they will not really see other things about me, but just that one moment.

This Reminds me of a sentence :

"I love my new friends dearly, but it's comforting to be around people who already know your stories and tell you exactly what they think of you, who know when you've made a mistake."

Its good to make friends while traveling around the world.
That's just how I feel about my life today....

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. "

Gateway to MBA

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Gateway to MBA :
( Master of Bad Activities aur Master of Business Administration)


"God Knows?"

After a boring and dull day as always, there was a TIME class, i was tired and feels like bunking the first class itself. But after getting so many misycalls, i decided " Chalo Class Kar lete ha "
It was 6 o'clock in the evening , when i started off . I managed to reach in time.
The class was full of GMATs , always occupying the 1st bench.
Finally , i managed to find a seat for myself ( last row last seat),Still happy.
Reason,i am an active Member of backbencher's association( MBA).
Suddenly ,An ogre like Creature(Instructor) Entered ..........
(MarK his Work)
Ogre:So u guys are from NIT?
Class: yes
Ogre:I have attempted CAT 7 times and still in hunt of it.
Me(prompting): abe , the person who himself is in search of CAT is teaching US?
Friend(next to me): He is a DOG who has never tasted the CAT?
Me: Lets see.... (Jaaane kya hoga Gamare.... Ramare )
Ogre: But friends u don't worry , because I am the most experience person ."Failures are the best guiders".


In meanwhile, the Most beautiful lady enters(Dhak Dhak)......Manju(student's receptionist) distributing the hand-outs(Distracting Many of US ) ,told ... .that there are 30 questions to be solved in 30 minutes, and if anyone has any problem , meet me outside the class.
GUESS What Happened ?
Everyone was OUTSIDE.


Meanwhile,Instructor (angrily) came out and said that he is not going to teach such rowdy students.
Friend(next to me) : nobody wants a goofy teacher.
Instructor left the class. Everyone was looking here and there, But the class was over.First Step towards MBA , was over.... [:(]
I could feel what he was going through but I couldn't stop laughing [:)]
"Hilarious Event"
!!You should have been there!!
What I decipher now is TIME is just a TIMEPASS.
MBA is a long way to go......... Hoping , Next class would be a better one.